Saucy Story Competition

Be in with a chance of winning £100 of lingerie vouchers by taking part in our Saucy Story competition!

To celebrate the release of Wild Things we’re running a bonkalicious Twitter competition! To get involved, just head over to and add your saucy lines to the story. Don’t forget to tag it with #churchminster.

Below you can see how the story is going so far (or search for #churchminster on Twitter)

Everyone who enters will be entered into the draw to win!

The competition (and story) will finish at 5pm on Friday 14th May. We’ll pick one #churchminster story writer at random as the winner.

The Saucy Story so far…

JoCarnegie: Can I take your coat? Will asked. Jane smiled sexily. He was about to find out just what she was wearing underneath.

coffeewithkate His fingers gently toyed with her collar, his breath faltered in delicious anticipation.

leiajulie Jane resisted temptation and slowly began to unbutton her coat, and as she did he suddenly fell to the floor

missielizzieb Jane untied the belt to her raincoat and slowly began to unbutton it…

kikicomp she hoped he was an England supporter or all cd be lost & she’d spent a fortune on the special tassles

jhbhq But as he slowly gazed down towards her naval area, the coat opened & he gave a look he had seen a ghost

coffeewithkate Jane let her coat fall softly to the floor, her heart beating frantically as she watched his eyes drink her in.

alison_1966 As she unbuttoned her coat there was a glimpse of lace and stocking top, Will held his breath and waited

poglie she was not wearing anything else, as her coat slipped to the floor, Will finally took a breath

nickiem Will searched for the right words as he took in Jane’s unusual tassles and interesting use of a St George’s Cross.

HchQI Jane fell back in ecstasy as the Will softly touched Jane with the tassles;carressing her body. Will continued in awe of her.

MunchKim a soft sigh escaped her lips as he moved her around, b4 she knew what was happening he had her cuffed and a glint in his eyes

ali991 slowly he opened the ice cream, looking into her eyes teasingly

cheekychicken24 strawberry flavour for my favourite little redhead he whispered as the rapidly melting icecream dripped onto her naked flesh

ali991 Suddenly the doorbell rang!

lisapop01 Jane let out a small yelp, why now, why now , as the ice cream melted down her tors..no use, she had to answer the door

paulinepppp Jane smiled seductively, as she reached down to unzip…… his wallet.. (silly old git, fell for that one)

1968sean Jane shuddered when is hands took over from his eyes and he pulled her closer to him to feel his heart beat next to hers

ali991 It was no good, she had to answer the door, but it felt so good and her hands were bound
butterfly_2001 the door began to open it was her neighbour,, she had left her key in the door!
nicky63 but it might be the postman and the postman was a very important person in her life
ali991 “Quck, hide” Jane said to Will, pulling her clothes round her before the doors opened, ice cream dripping to the floor
MunchKim All she could think as she went to open the door was “please don’t let it be Clementine about the garden again” but
ecclescakegirl but suddenly… what was that strange noise???
ali991 It was Will, tripping over the coffee table in his rush to hide. Looking through the window on the front door Jane saw
MunchKim Something that made her instantly wish for a visit from Clementine Standington-Fulthrope instead, it was her worst nightmare
LoLoPants Jehovah’s Witnesses. They stood, beaming pleasantly at her. Jane wondered if all was not as it seemed because
ali991 one of them was staring fixedly at the roof, looking almost worried. Jane looked up ….
MunchKim No, it cant be, she didn’t believe what she was seeing at first. She rubbed her eyes & looked again “WILL! get out here NOW”
ali991 Clementine was perched on the rooftop, eyes closed, clinging on like grim death
MunchKim And above was a hot air balloon! The air was alive with the sound of Calypso’s laugher “Granny Clem, that wasn’t the ground!”

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