In my full time journo days I always thought there was something in an article about how white wine sends women completely mental. Who hasn’t had a WW meltdown? Is there something in the grape that sends our female brains loopy? Is it something to do with the time of the month (they should put a health warning on the label then: ‘Warning, do not consume if on period). Why don’t men the WW rage? (probably because they don’t drink as much of it).
ANYWAY after an extremely boozy bank holiday which culminated in me pulling my friend’s husband’s tracksuit bottoms down in public (me and the passing tourists thought it was funny anyway) I’ve decided to give up the grape for a while. I’m 37 next month, there has to be a drink that makes me act in a more sophisticated, grown up manner. I’m off out for my first time since Trousergate tonight, so that will be a test. There will be champagne. That doesn’t count… does it? #ohgod