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Right, that’s it. I’m giving up white wine.

Posted by JoC on April 12, 2012 at 8:41 am

In my full time journo days I always thought there was something in an article about how white wine sends women completely mental. Who hasn’t had a WW meltdown? Is there something in the grape that sends our female brains loopy? Is it something to do with the time of the month (they should put a health warning on the label then: ‘Warning, do not consume if on period). Why don’t men the WW rage? (probably because they don’t drink as much of it).

ANYWAY after an extremely boozy bank holiday which culminated in me pulling my friend’s husband’s tracksuit bottoms down in public (me and the passing tourists thought it was funny anyway) I’ve decided to give up the grape for a while. I’m 37 next month, there has to be a drink that makes me act in a more sophisticated, grown up manner. I’m off out for my first time since Trousergate tonight, so that will be a test. There will be champagne. That doesn’t count… does it? #ohgod

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Hi Ruth, lovely to hear from you. I saw ma and pa at the weekend and they said how nice it was to meet you! I will pass on your regards, thanks so much for buying the books. See if you can spot dad in them!!! jx

Posted on June 13th, 2012 at 4:53 pm by JoC

Hi Jo, My daughter Tara and I have just returned from a wedding Alex and Roxy’s.It took place at St Mary’s where we met your Dad and Mom and had a hillarious day together !!Niel told us all about your books so I have just been on line and ordered them hope they are as mad as your lovely parents,please give them our love when you next see them .Ruth xx

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Posted on April 19th, 2012 at 2:05 am by Katia Confeiteiro