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*Does cartwheel of excitement* The fifth book in my Churchminster series is finally out! In the words of the great Miranda Hart I had SUCH fun writing it and I hope you love reading it. Which characters will float your boat this time?

Will be the lovely CARO and the beautiful BENEDICT, who’d do anything for the woman he loves?

How about feisty CALYPSO? Will she find the man she keeps declaring she doesn’t want?

And what about new girl KIZZY? Can she ever penetrate the heart of the brooding JAVIER, the gorgeous ex Olympic dressage rider with a dark and tragic past?

Ooh, I might have to go back and read it myself now! Enjoy. jxx

There’s all this hoo ha with mum’s book coming out, but what about my life story? Forget fiction, I could give you some REAL juice on having to live with a bonkbuster author. The woman is completely MAD; the wild cackling, the dancing around the living room after some of that white wine stuff, all these stupid outfits she keeps dressing me up in. I am an intellectual for heaven’s sake, how can I be expected to live with someone like this? The only thing is to bring out a tell all, so people see what I’ve had to put up with the last three years. *switches on laptop with paw*

Calypso’s new nickname for her grandmother Clementine (which Clementine loves of course)

This is (nearly) the moment chaps. My fifth book in the Churchminster series HORSE PLAY is out tomorrow. I am so excited about all the sexy new characters as well as the familiar faces of Clementine and co. Who will end up with who? Who will fall out of the pub drunk? And WHO is that sexy, dark brooding bloke striding round in jodphurs in the distance?

The countdown begins…



P.S. New in the Churchminster section! Calypso’s Party Tips, Meet Nobby the horse and Kizzy’s guide to riding!

OK, so I might be useless at stuff like taking the rubbish out but if you want a good shindig plan, I’m your woman. I’ve had enough practice, after all…

Venue

The most important decision. It should look great, make a statement and be a talking point in its own right, but also has be the perfect size and have the right logistics for what you are planning. Go for exclusive or different but not somewhere that just happened to have a celeb the week before.

People

Whether it’s family and friends, or models and bankers you have to have the right mix of guys and girls and personalities to make a party buzz. Adding a few eccentrics or beauties to spice things up won’t go amiss.

Good service

There is nothing worse than slow drinks service. Make sure there is a big enough bar and enough staff or plentiful, attentive waiter/waitress service.

Booze!

Sophisticated and intricate cocktails can be impressive for intimate gatherings but they are slow and pre made aren’t the same, so make sure you have plenty of champagne on ice or other quick drinks.

Music

Shouldn’t be overlooked as it sets the tone and the ambiance. Decide what you want but also the volume you want at different points in the evening to make sure you have conversation, then a buzz and then party central.

Food

Unless it’s a sit down dinner keep it simple and bite sized. You certainly want to avoid large messy, potentially embarrassing canapés (especially if you’re speaking to a really hot guy). Food is important to soak up alcohol early evening and to stop people leaving to refuel elsewhere.

Transport

How are people going to get to and from your event? Are they chauffeur driven, tube travelling or pedestrian? The best venue in the world looks less appealing if it’s in the middle of nowhere and can’t get a taxi home.

Entertainment

An act or performance may only entertain for a few minutes (in fact too long can suck the life out of a party) but it provides a talking point for strangers and new acquaintances to chat about all evening and can often break the ice.

Staff

Apart from quick and efficient, staff should also be friendly, welcoming and fun. Stupidly attractive is a plus of course, but if anyone is unhelpful, boring or just plain rude it’s a no-goer.

The host

Your public awaits so don’t disappoint by being cliquey with the same group. Mingle like a maniac and meet everyone you can but don’t forget to have fun too. Fun is contagious and you set the tone!

* Tips (with a bit of Calypso customising) were supplied by the fabulous Tim Badham, founder of the fabulous Innerplace. www.innerplace.co.uk

“I want a horse but mummy won’t let me have it in the house. So I decided to draw a picture of Nobby instead.”

Milo, age 5

Make sure you look the part! Invest in a trusty pair of Harry Hall joddies or even waxed chaps if you fancy looking a bit rodeo. I’ve been wearing my trusty Joules jackets for years but they’re right back in fashion now (trendsetter, me). Footwise you’ll need something with a heel – not that sort Calypso – to make sure you don’t lose your foot through the stirrup. And a hat! Or skullcap as they’re known in the horsy world.  They’re not the most flattering of headwear but you can jazz yours up with a fetching silk. And don’t forget gloves. This time of year your hands can go numb and you want to be able to pull the horse up when it bolts off

Next find a reputable riding school, or even better a mate with a horse. Take along a pack of Polos to charm your four-legged friend and always hold your hand out flat when you give them a treat to avoid any fingers being nibbled. I think our hoss needs a name so let’s call him Trevor.

Next up, check the stirrups. The way to do this is hold them from your armpit to your wrist and that will be the correct length for you. Sounds weird but it’s true.

Mounting! Most importantly check the girth is tight otherwise you could end up hanging upside down under the Trevor’s stomach (I’ve seen it happen many a time). Stand on the Trevor’s left side, face his bottom end and gather the reins up in your left hand. Put left foot in stirrup. Do a couple of bounces to gain momentum and then lift yourself up into the saddle. Remember to really swing that right leg up or you might end up getting stuck. It helps to have your knowledgeable horsy friend standing on the other side holding the free stirrup so the saddle doesn’t slip (see above).

Gather your reins up, they shouldn’t have any slack but not pulling so much the Trevor starts going backwards. Don’t kick your heels; just squeeze them gently into the Trevor’s side. Horses respond well to voice commands and  ‘Walk on.’

Point the Trevor’s nose in the direction you want to go. You are officially riding!

Be prepared for some very sore inner thighs the next day.

Next time: flat out galloping